A blonde is in tears on the phone to her boyfriend:
"You've got to come and help me (sniff), I have this big problem and it has so got me worked up (sniff) please."
"What's the problem?"
"I'm doing this jigsaw puzzle, and I just can't get the pieces into place, I'm so frustrated, please hurry."
"What's the jigsaw puzzle?"
"It's a big rooster."
"Okay, honey, I'll be over in a few minutes, now you go and make a nice cup of tea."
Boyfriend arrives and sees all the peices spread over the table:
"Well, it does look like a problem, go and get the tea and we'll talk about it, but first Honey, put all the cornflakes back in the box."
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6 comments:
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."
Dolly Parton
LOL, that's good, it is an old joke been doing the rounds here recently so I translated it... The first time I heard it I was literally ROTFLMAO
AV
I LOVE blonde jokes! Thanks for giving me one more to tell.
Here's one for ya ---
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out all the "W's."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh - I have more - many more.
-marcy
No problem Marcy, I have a few more too. Lots of Little Johnny jokes too...
AV
Wow, I really liked both yours and Marcy's.
Ahhhhh, blonde jokes. There aren't enough of them.
Michael.
P.S.
She was so blond that she drew on her forehead with lipstick when someone told her to make up her mind.
Michael, the office is laughing over that one... LOL
AV
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